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Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed I hate this fng job, and I will be fired
Arhev Bin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie I have been fired, and bye-bye everybody
Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed
Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet Aa-ooh, that feels better, and now I need a shit
Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard
Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee Still, I got my own back and took a piss in his tea
Have a listen to them on the site.
Here's another one: Mahershalalhashbaz Ali (link:://:.imdb.com/name/nm0991810/) ;D