I start!
You know you are getting older when... all the people who greet you on the street have wrinkles.
...When your kids ask about the year of the music you listen to.
A teenager calls you 'Sir'. :'(
You are asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
Your are dating someone half your age and it isn't breaking any laws.
You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
If you remember how to use a disk drive.
And Dial up was all the rage.
You don't remember when your wild oats turned to prunes and all bran. ???
I have shoes older than the chic I am dating! :o
When the good old days.
Where BC...
Now that's old...
You know you are getting older when...... You still travel from casino to casino in search of a tilted wheel. :o Ken
You know you're getting older when you make a thread about it...and reply to it. ;D
Quote from: esoito on Sep 01, 01:57 AM 2010
You know you're getting older when you make a thread about it...and reply to it. ;D
ROFL...
When she start to tell you,now and again;
--Jee,you look so younger today--
Then I know she had one more then usual/drink/
When your wife says, "Let's go upstairs and make love" and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!" :)
Also, you have more hair on your back than your head.
Quote from: Bayes on Sep 01, 06:56 AM 2010
When your wife says, "Let's go upstairs and make love" and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!" :)
Nice one xD
You know you're getting older when you and your teeth don't sleep together
You know you're getting older when you begin every other sentence with, "Nowadays..."
;D
You know your getting old when you know what a gramophone is.
Or when you say you use to listen to the wireless.
Or
Your TV is still Black and white.
Ahaha, nobody has put the most obvious!
You know you're getting older when your are being called "gramps"! :)
You know you are getting older when you say everything past R&B (link:://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhythm_and_blues)'s pioneers and Elvis music is not good.
Quote from: VLS on Sep 01, 09:23 AM 2010
Ahaha, nobody has put the most obvious!
You know you're getting older when your are being called "gramps"! :)
Lol...don't know about that Victor. A work colleague of mine is Gramps at 34 :)
When you realize your favorite player in the football team you support is younger than you...
When Policemen/women look so young.
when your child grows taller than you.
When next doors music at 3am really Phuck's you off !
When your wife asks for a second time you respond:
"years ago woman, years ago."
When you wake up with a hangover and you didn't even drink the night before
Quote from: WannaWin on Oct 02, 09:37 AM 2010
When your wife asks for a second time you respond:
"years ago woman, years ago."
I love that!
When you drop some L00se change on the ground and see its less than .50p and think phuck it and leave it there :D
You know when ur getting old.............................
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When ur posting in threads like this one!!! :P
or as in the line from the song.........it takes you all night, to do what you used to do all night!