A young executive woman walks into a Ferrari dealership and sees a nice red one she likes the look of so she leans over to touch it, while touching it she lets off a small f@rt then looks around to see if anyone noticed, just then a salesman walks by and tells her if she needs any help or information she can just call him, before he has a chance to walk away she asks him how much this red one costs?
Madam, if you f@rted when you touched it, you'll sh1t yourself if I tell you the price!
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good one