Two sperm are swimming along. One asks the other, "How far to the Ovaries?"
The other one says, "Calm down dude, we haven't even passed her tonsils yet!!"
I got on a bus today, to travel to work.
On entering, I noticed this attractive woman, with her baby, so i sat opposite.
After about 10 minutes into the Journey, the woman promptly got out her breast, and started to feed her new born.
Few moments later, the baby was having non of it, and the woman whispered to her child:
"Come on- eat it all up, or else I'll give it to this nice man opposite".
Well few more minutes past, and still the baby would not take:-
"Eat it all up, Or I will give it to the nice man like I said!!"
I was amazed at the scene unfolding in-front of me, but I stayed silent the whole time.-
The woman changed breasts for the baby, and attempted to feed again.
Still the child would not suck...........
"This is Ur last chance." said the Mother, " If U don't want it,...... I'll give it to this man opposite us!!"
Well At this point I stood up, and had to say something:-....................
I said-
"Listen lady, is this child going to have this milk or what?
Cause I should have got off, 4 stops ago!!!!"
hahahahha,
ur killing me here cris
vundarosa