A truck driver sees a beautiful girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.
"What are you doing?" he says.
"Iââ,¬â,,¢m going to commit a suicide," she says.
"Well, before you jump, could you give me a blowjob."
With very little hesitation, she does it.
After she's finished, the trucker says,
"Wow ! That was outstanding ! Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
Nice one.... ;D