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Title: Joke
Post by: MrJ on Sep 23, 10:56 PM 2011
 
A man went to the doctor's office to get a double dose of Viagra.

The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose.

"Why not?" asked the man.

"Because it's not safe," replied the doctor.

"But I need it really bad," said the man.

"Well, why do you need it so badly?" asked the doctor.

The man said,
"My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I have to have a double dose."

The doctor finally relented saying,
"Okay, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to ensure there haven't been any serious side effects."

On Monday, the man dragged himself in, his right arm in a sling.

The doctor asked, "What happened to you?"

The man said, "No one showed up!"
Title: Re: Joke
Post by: vundarosa on Sep 24, 01:24 AM 2011
mwaaaaaaaa

very good one!

vundarosa
Title: Re: Joke
Post by: Chrisbis on Sep 24, 04:13 AM 2011
I love this one Ken.

My dad will laugh his sox off too, and it will be in all good Pubs near U soon!!

Bravo for sharing.  ;)