George Bush comes over to UK, to visit Tony Blair, our then Prime-Minister.
Tony takes George out for a Pint at a local pub.
As You can imagine, security is quite tight, but George asks if he can bring along his pet dog too.
Blair has no problem with that, so off they go.
The Two of them, and the dog, are standing at the bar, when a man comes in from outside, approaches the men of power, and stops, he then bends downand lifts the the Dogs tail, before having a look, lowering the tail, and swiftly moving on.
George looks at Tony Blair, and asks.......
"What was all that about?" Tony shrugs his shoulders, and carries on drinking.
A few mins pass, and then another man approaches, lift the dogs tail again, looks, then lowers the tail, and moves off down the pub.
Again, George Bush, looks amazed, and quizzes Tony, on what is happening?
"I have no idea George!" replies Tony.
After about 15 minutes, a third man come in from outside the pub, walks up to the dog, lifts his tail, looks,then looks at the two men, puts down the tail, and is about to move away.
"HEY!" screeches George Bush, as he stops the man, from walking away...... and says......
"What the HECK is going on!?"
"You are the third man who has come in here, whilst I have a pint with my friend Tony Blair, Lifts the Dogs tail, Looks, then lowers the tail, without saying a word,and then buggers off..... what's the Score Buddie?!?"
"Well" .....says the 3RD man...........
"There's a security guy standing outside, who says there is a Dog in this bar, with two ARSEHOLES!"
I hate to read long stories for just one punchline but this was worth it ;D :)
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NowI know what I will tell my folks next time we gather together!!! O0 :lol:
Quote from: Run4Lyf on Feb 01, 03:55 AM 2016
I hate to read long stories for just one punchline but this was worth it ;D :)
Agree.