Was banging this chic over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open.
She said, "It's my husband! Quick, try the back door!"
Thinking back, I really should have ran -
but you don't get offers like that every day.
Knock Knock.
Brilliant Ken, as always.
If u were a woman, I'd of blown U a kiss.
as it is......................I'll just bake a cake.
P.S. Jordan/RE will not like it>>
I saw something in the the gents toilet the other day, which I thought would spice up my marriage,
so I took some home.
The misses says:-"Here, was are these?"
"Flavoured condoms!" I shout back from the bathroom.
"Shall we try them later?"
"I'll put one on, and U go down and guess the flavour?"
Okay, she says.
So we quickly jump in bed, and she's straight down like a rabbit in a burrow.
2 Mins later she come back up for air, and proclaims:-
"Cheese And Onion!!?"
I says....
"Hang on Luv, I have not put one on YET!"