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Two Ladies Talking In Heaven

Started by button, Nov 23, 08:59 PM 2015

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1st woman: Hi! Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

Nixie

Oh, my gosh, this is great!! I'll pass this along to my husband. He's the joke-teller in the family and he's always looking for new material.  ;D

Wally Gator

Too funny .... thanks for sharing!
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Run4Lyf

This was funny from many angles...I thought she died of heart attack because she was disappointed that her man wasn't cheating but the actual ending is hilarious :thumbsup:

MrJ

This was damn funny, thanks!

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