airport-announcement

[ThomasGrant]

link:://stuffucanuse.com/airport/airport-announcement.htm


Looks Likeââ,¬Â¦     Reads Likeââ,¬Â¦     Sounds Likeââ,¬Â¦
Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed    I hate this fng job, and I will be fired    

Arhev Bin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie    I have been fired, and bye-bye everybody    

Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest    I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed    

Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet    Aa-ooh, that feels better, and now I need a shit    

Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted    My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard    

Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee    Still, I got my own back and took a piss in his tea

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