In My Sleep !

[Twisteruk]

WoW !

Had a major sleep walking event lol

Ive been doing it for years but this is the best one yet !

Everything Im about to tell you I *must* of done in my sleep !

I gets up
I put water in the kettle
I get milk from fridge
I make a nice hot coffee
I place it next to the bed

I then go off for a shower
I dry myself
And start to get dressed
I have underwear on
Jeans on
And now my shoes

I start to dry my hair and at this point I wake up !

I have a steaming hot cup of coffee
Im still a little wet from the shower
Im half dressed

AND I have no memory of those events !


WoW Im a busy boy, even when asleep lol 

[Jordan]

The next time try to go to the Casino while u are in sleep....
Maybe u will have the 6th sence with u and any number that u will bet will be a winner.....hehe

[Twisteruk]

lol now that would be something special !!! 

[superman]

Just don't go in your pyjamas

[Twisteruk]

HA HA !

Im a Nude Boy when I go Sleeps lol 


Not a pretty sight 

[Jordan]

HAHA superman that was funny

[VLS]

HA HA !

I'm a Nude Boy when I go Sleeps LoL  


Not a pretty sight  

There you also have another bet selection: "Chips where the 'wee wee' points please"  

[Twisteruk]

"Chips where the 'wee wee' points please"  

LoL  


I read in the paper, a few months back, some guy was in his local Indian Curry House......had a curry and then went home to sleep. He woke in the morning to find the receipt for his meal and went and asked them about it. Well he too was asleep and they said he was eating and chatting to them just as normal. But he had no memory of it as he was asleep !!!

[VLS]

LoL  


I read in the paper, a few months back, some guy was in his local Indian Curry House......had a curry and then went home to sleep. He woke in the morning to find the receipt for his meal and went and asked them about it. Well he too was asleep and they said he was eating and chatting to them just as normal. But he had no memory of it as he was asleep !!!

Holy potatoes!

So basically you can eat, talk, work and do poo poo as usual.

"Life is a dream"

I wonder if the ancient were telling it literally.