Quantum Roulette.

[ThomasGrant]

Please take note.
This post is all in jest.

Do not take what is said here seriously.

I was considering placing it in this section.
Online gaming
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A gambling system based on hyper-dimensional quantum mechanics.
Using the space time continuum. Visits from Aliens. And other UFO encounters.
Plus string theory, random numbers from other dimensions.
Vortex manipulation. Black hole physics. A meeting with a Zen monk.
And much more.

A gambling system so powerful.
That it will knock all casinos rng internal rng and any online gaming.
Into your very own private bank.

My asking price is $10,000

I GUARANTEE that you will make it back in less than a week.

Pay now.

Or I will not reveal to you the technique.

This material is out of this world.

Contact me for this priceless information.
You will not be disappointed.

[ThomasGrant]

ROFL...

[ThomasGrant]

I hope that cheered people up.
Make light of any further claims.

Just when you think you have seen it all.

[VLS]

I hope that cheered people up.

Yes it did 

Thanks! 

[atlantis]

Great fun. 

A.

[ThomasGrant]

A gambling system based on hyper-dimensional quantum mechanics.
Using the space time continuum. Visits from Aliens. And other UFO encounters.
Plus string theory, random numbers from other dimensions.
Vortex manipulation. Black hole physics. A meeting with a Zen monk.

Going to add in a few more esoteric terms to this.

Psychic Mediums, transdimensional beings from other galaxies.
A weegie board, reading from ancient ruins, Pyramid power on number relations,
Sacred text from old Hidi text, Using chaos theory to predict random numbers, decrypting the bible code and how it relates to numbers, Reading the entrails of a bat.
Throwing the old bones, Chanting, meditation on repeat numbers,
taking some strange drugs that give me mind altering experience's.

Any body else want to add to these esoteric terms?

[Maui13]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!   

While you're @ it, beam me up "Scotty" so that we can travel through the Roulette-verse.
Our quest - to be taken to our "dealers" were we will dual it out with our chip-sabers!

May the bankroll be with you my apprentice!

[ThomasGrant]

One other esoteric term that seems to be popular in here.

"Holy Grail"

So to add it to the list.

Drank deeply from the Holy Grail to receive insight into fluctuating random numbers.